Lol i totally didnt know it was his bday xD Anyways heres for you, man.
Me: I heard it’s your bithday.
Me: Fuck you, Uchiha. I hopw you grow old with no wife… arrogant piece of sh-
Sasuke: Shut up, * holds his Kusanagi to my neck*
Me: heh, wait wait lol i was just kidding old man, I have something for you hehe *laughs nervously, sweat forming on her forehead*
Sasuke: *glares and realeses me*
Me: *whispers* old shit…. HEH anyways here * takes out something from her pocket*
Sasuke: *his eyes twitches a bit* What the hell is that.
Me: *holds out the bloody organ* My ovaries. I love you, bae. Happy Birthday.