Dear Sasuke-san,

Lol i totally didnt know it was his bday xD Anyways heres for you, man.

Me: I heard it’s your bithday.

Sasuke: Hn.

Me: Fuck you, Uchiha. I hopw you grow old with no wife… arrogant piece of sh-

Sasuke: Shut up, * holds his Kusanagi to my neck*

Me: heh, wait wait lol i was just kidding old man, I have something for you hehe *laughs nervously, sweat forming on her forehead*

Sasuke: *glares and realeses me*

Me: *whispers* old shit…. HEH anyways here * takes out something from her pocket*

Sasuke: *his eyes twitches a bit* What the hell is that.

Me: *holds out the bloody organ* My ovaries. I love you, bae. Happy Birthday.

Fanfic waiting song

(Titanic theme sing tune “My heart will go on)

🎵Every night i wait for an update
I see it I feel it

Far across the ocean,
And the internet
Authors have come to write to me..Write on

Here, far where ever you are
I believe that the story does go on
Once again I waited for more
And its here on my favorites
And my followed authors write on and on

Patience has touched me one time
And last for a life time
And never let go till its done

Insomnia is when I read you
Everytime i hold to
I have no life but ill always read on

ITS HERE! NOW! THERES NOTHING I FEAR
And i know that the story must go on and on 🎵

….its 7am i should slee- OH AN UPDATE!
Basicly, sums up my summer. Sleep is for the weak people!

When did your Sasuhina obssesion start?

No,one really asked. I just asked myself cause im a lonely bitch. Anyways, I dont really call it an obssesion * closes DevianArt tabs, fanfic tab, and forums about Sasuhina* just a mild hobby…

Well at first i liked Hinata and then the Uchiha brothers, ( who the flying fuck wouldnt??!). And i was like… theyre both lonely fucks I should pair them with someone …. hmm no…nah…him?…her?…. then it slapped my arse WHY NOT TOGETHER?!

GENIUS. Then on i shipped them hardcore af. Since… 2005.

Reblog your sasuhina story

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notsyrups:

holdontill-therapy:

deathbyparallelogram:

stevebuscemi69:

butwhyamievenhere:

terminaltides:

sebbydomain:

nonons-nani:

ninjakato:

tea-tigress:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

A fuck lightning salmon.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!??

A flower ox… Wow. Riveting. 

Hell yeah Fire Tiger.

I’m a shadow giraffe…what.

Mother fucking fire wolf. Could not be more badass. 

FIRE DRAGON BITCH YES

Flower turtle I’m so cute

… Flower pig…

Flower squirrel what

Flower Crow

FEAR ME IM THE FLOWET OX! MOO MOO MUTHERFUCKER!

Discontinued Fanfics

Now now… i understand that most authors have a huge blackhole of fucking writters block. However,it is not the reason to completely STOP writting… you can just refresh your fucking memory. But dont hate on me cause i KNOW what you guys have been through ( i discontinued 7 stories) but thats ok cause no one was reading them … literally. But to leave a hundred people waiting for the honey bottled of milk that you authors have produced from your oh-so-glorious-bre-brain. We want to suckle that sweet- Okay. What im saying is… i waited for a fanfic for 3 years. Im THAT loyal. Cause i had hope. Hope in some day i would taste that familiar warm sweet honey story… I just want to read T.T

Im talking to you Sasuhina Kibahina Itahina Gaahina authors. Yes im obssesed with Hyuga Hinata pairings.

sami01

sami01:

Forget-Me-Not

©Sami01 2014

I wanted to chip into the Flowershop AU and try out this watercolor brush on photoshop (I kind of enjoy it too much lol) 

Sasuke changed Hinata’s Lilies (meaning Purity/Chastity) for Forget-Me-Nots (meaning True Love) 

The last one is like a little bonus to see Sasuke during this moment 

I WANNA READ THIS! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS READING THIS FLOWER SHOP SASUHINA SHIT! TELL ME ToT